The
Hole Truth...And Nothing Butt
- Butthole
Surfer - 3:10
- Something
- 5:00
- Moving
to Florida - 4:02
- Hurdy Gurdy Man - 2:43
- Come Together - :52
- Cherub - 6:08
- Graveyard
- 3:03
- U.S.S.A. - 4:46
- Lady
Sniff - 3:32
- John E Smoke - 7:09
- 1401
- 2:43
- Psychedelic
- 9:57
- Bon Song - 3:15
- The Wooden Song - 3:32
- Pittsburgh
to Lebanon - 3:26
- The Shah Sleeps in Lee Harvey's Grave - 6:09
- Wnyu Interview - 5:28
Butthole Surfer
I was walkin' down around Venice way
Los Angeles
Oh big California
A man came up to me
About 40, gay
I say
"Go away...OK...No way...AGGGHHHHHHHGH"
BUTTHOLE SURF!! etc.
I was ridin' wave
around Malibu beach
A guy came up to me
He was lookin' like a leech
He said "Hey, Sonny boy, can I eat you peach?"
I say "Motherfucker...ifyoureach..
I don't know what I'm goin' to do"
BUTTHOLE SURF!! etc.
I was ridin' my cruiser in West Hollywood
A girl came up to me and she was lookin' mighty good...
I was eating quaaludes like butthole surfers should
She left me there where I stood
BUTTHOLE SURF!! etc.
HEY BUTT
WHAT THE FUCK
WE ALL LIKE YOU
'CAUSE YOU'RE A SLUT
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Something
Something she said to me last night,
Something she said to me.
I saw the sunrise over my daddy's grave
And I ate some rice and cheese today.
Something she said to me last night,
Something she said to me,
She been talking behind my back again,
This time she`s gonna bleed.
Something she said to me last night,
Something she said to me,
I saw the sunrise over my daddy's grave,
And I ate some rice and cheese today.
Something she said to me last night,
Something she said to me,
She been talking behind my back again,
This time she`s gonna bleed.
Something she said to me last night,
Something she said to me,
When I kick her in the knee she goes out the door,
I just know she`ll be back for more
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Moving To Florida
Well, well I been movin' down to Florida.
And I'm gonna bowl me a perfect game.
Well I'm gonna cut off my leg down in Florida, child.
And I'm gonna dance one-legged off in the rain.
Now, they say that Sidney Poitier was a blind man.
And they say that LBJ was a Soviet Jew.
When I go down Florida Way,
They're ain't no kind of sexual healing that I would not, could not,
should
Not do, stick it right here.
Well I been movin' down to Florida.
I'm gonna potty train the chairman Mao.
I'm gonna make the governor write my doodoo a letter, child.
And I'm gonna grind me up a White Castle side out of India's sacred cow.
Well, I been movin' down Florida Way,
And I'm gonna build me the atomic bomb.
Well, I'm gonna hold time hostage down in Florida, child.
Ain't nobody, said ain't nobody gonna tell me what to do. Right here.
By this time I guess you've figured out about Florida.
Drink the muddy water in the Vaseline stain.
They be makin' tadpoles the size of Mercuries down in Florida.
That be tellin' Julio Iglesias what to sing, now.
Now, whoever said that Sidney Poitier was a blind man,
Knew the same of Elvis Presley, too.
When I go down Florida Way,
Ain't nobody, said ain't nobody gonna tell me what to do. Right here.
Well I been goin' down to Florida.
Pole cats lie naked in the Seminole sin.
When I go down Florida Way,
Like Vince, I wanna' win.
Well I went down to Florida.
I got hurt.
I took the children down to Florida.
I stuck the dick down in the dirt.
Get that boy down to Florida.
Give him a switch blade.
Tell him what to do.
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Graveyard
You lie in the graveyard
Well you're rotting away
When I talk to you daily
You`ve got nothing to say
You lie in the graveyard
Well you are down making plans
Well you control all my thoughts
Well you make dust fall
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Lady Sniff
Yeah, boy. Heh Heh Heh.
Let it walk and let it talk and stick it on the wall.
Lately when I tell you baby, don't know what I know.
Let it walk and let it talk and rooty tooty doo
Lately when I see you baby, don't know what I do.
When I say no, yeah, I mean no.
Take me back to Detroit, piehole!
Let it walk and let it talk and what the hell you say?
Lately when I see you baby, each and every day.
Let it walk and let it talk and rooty tooty doo.
Lately when I see you baby, don't know what I do.
When I say no, yeah, I mean no.
Pass me some of that dumbass over there, yeah boy.
Let it walk and put it down and walk it on the wall.
Lately when I see you baby, don't know what I know.
Let it walk and let it talk and what the hell you say?
Lately when I see you baby, each and every day.
When I say no, yeah, I mean no.
Bernie, Bring me my bacon! Bernie?
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1401 (Coloured FBI Guy)
I don't know just how it started
A week I covered up of the sky high
His body and his mind had parted
You can see it happen in his eyes
I don't know just what they're for
Cones and rods and bars and arrows
Dots and dashing eyes that roll right into sight and out
Out of control
I don't know just what they're there for
Flashing lights and passing near us
Dashing eyes with dots that roll right in my mouth and out
Out of control
I don' know just how it happened
There was glass in from ofthe sky high
My body and my face got shattered
I hope I'm together when I die
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Psychedelic
Here we go
Here we go
All I see inside my head is gentle silent secret snow
With gentle walls of blinding light I'll have you know
No one would believe it she was running away
She packed up her belongings and she was gone
The very next day
Nicky was in the KKK and Lisa was a Nazi too
They both had half a brain so together they were sane
And looked about as smart as their shoe
Now Nicky got word through the underground that Mona was Lisa's real name
She bled on his dagger when he shot her in the neck
And that's about all she could gain
I'm still sleepin' in the graveyard creepin'
She packed up and turned back (?)
I know you don't believe it but I really should be leavin'
She fell in love with Lauren Bacall
No one would believe it she was running away
She packed up her belongings and she was gone
The very next day
Nicky never wanted any children at all
And Tammy was Nicki's little girl
She turned tricks in a white trash bar
And shot dope with six holding on
She wanted to have fun with her daddy's shotgun
She held it right up to his head
His glasses fell to dust but they were followed by a bust
Of fiery hot balls of lead
I'm still sleepin' in the graveyard creepin'
She packed up and turned back (?)
I know you don't believe it but I really should be leavin'
She fell in love with Lauren Bacall
No one would believe it she was running away
She packed up her belongings and she was gone
The very next day
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The Wooden Song
Take me
Break me
Tell me a good one
And maybe i`ll cry
Go with me
Show me
And maybe i`ll die
Lately i`ve been dancing in ceiling fans
Into the kitchen, and out the back gate
Well I know it sounds strange
But It could be the other way
Round to the ground where I know I must stay
Take me
Break me
Tell me a good one
And maybe i`ll cry
Go with me
Show me
Tell me a good one
And maybe i`ll die
Lately i`ve been dancing in ceiling fans
Circled in secrets and playing a game
Well I know it sounds strange
But It could be the other way
Round in a town where they don`t know your name
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Pittsburg To Lebanon
I was born out my momma ass,
Well, I’m as blind as can be,
I bought my first shotgun,
By the age of three,
Said, Fine whiskey and women, oh,
By the time that I was five,
So tired of the way that I am living now
You know I`m gonna windup alive.
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The Shah Sleeps In Lee Harvey's
Grave
But the Shah sleeps in Lee Harvey's Grave!
There's a time to shit and a time for God,
The last shit that I took was pretty fuckin' odd!
There's a time for drugs and a time to be sane,
Jimi Hendrix makes love to Marilyn's remains!
There's a time to live and a time to die,
I smoke Elvis Presley's toenails when I wanna get high!
There's a time to fuck and a time to crave,
But the Shah sleeps in Lee Harvey's Grave!
Don't look back at me
I see you trembling
You look like shit
I am the ultimate God!
God is second to me!
I am number one motherfucker!
Don't even look back
Don't even look upon me
with your naked eyes
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up! etc.
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